I tied my own shoes today (x2)

'cause' we're not famous
and I can't afford to pay sombody else.

I tied my own shoes today (x2)

And no one votes for our video
and we'll never meet Carson Daily...

But if we did, I promise we would not change at all,
cept' Paul could afford better lawyers,
And I could afford to pay someone to tie my shoes,
'cause' I tie my own shoes.

I tied my own shoes today (x2)

'cause' we're not famous
and I can't afford to pay sombody else.

I tied my own shoes today (x2)

And nick can't afford medicine for his syphilis
And we're still not famous.

And no one comes to oure shows
'cause' we don't live in southern California

And everyone hates us
'cause' we play Ska
And Ska really sucks

I tied my own shoes today with some help from Lee.