I did something bad
I got in a fight
about drugs
kicked him in the neck

I am Helsabot
I am all you're not
but you wish you were

I am working hard
don't you laugh at me
I am Helsabot
alcohol fueled robot

I take off my clothes
then I say to Joe
"Do your pants ever just fall off?"
a menage e trois fine

I am Helsabot
I am all you're not
but you wish you were

I am working hard
don't you laugh at me
I am Helsabot
alcohol fueled robot